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Marcus Cole
The Closer
15 years on Sand Hill Road. I don't pitch decks — I pitch futures.
Cash Rate
$500/hr
Equity %
0.5%
34 deals closed$128M raised★ 4.9
SaaSFinTech
Your product is a 10.
Your pitch is a 4.
We fix the math.
Hire a fractional front-man to close your next VC round.
Pay in cash, equity, or both.
How It Works
Post Your Round
Tell us your stage, vertical, and how much you're raising.
Match With a Pitchman
We pair you with a closer who speaks your industry's language.
Close the Deal
Your pitchman runs the room. You keep building. Everyone wins.
The Rules of Engagement
Flexible Compensation
Pay your pitchman in cash, equity, or a hybrid. Every deal is structured to align incentives.
Skin in the Game
Our pitchmen don't just present — they believe. When they take equity, they're betting on you.
Results or Nothing
We track close rates, capital raised, and investor sentiment. No vanity metrics — just outcomes.
Industry Verticals
SaaS
FinTech
Consumer
HealthTech
CleanTech
DeepTech
Marketplace
AI/ML
Meet the Pitchmen
Fractional closers. Full-time results.
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Priya Sharma
The Storyteller
Ex-YC partner. I turn your metrics into a narrative VCs can't ignore.
Cash Rate
$450/hr
Equity %
0.75%
22 deals closed$87M raised★ 4.8
ConsumerMarketplaceAI/ML
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David Chen
The Technician
Deep tech needs a deep pitch. I speak fluent engineer-to-investor.
Cash Rate
$400/hr
Equity %
1%
18 deals closed$64M raised★ 4.7
DeepTechHealthTechCleanTech
The Hype Reel
Watch our pitchmen in action. Charisma you can't fake.
Marcus Cole
The Closer
What Founders Say
Testimonials
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We were about to walk into a Series A meeting with a deck that put people to sleep. Marcus rewrote our narrative in 48 hours. We closed $12M.
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Alex Rivera
CEO, StreamFlow (SaaS)
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Priya didn't just pitch our product — she pitched our vision. Three VCs competed for the round. That never happens at pre-seed.
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Jordan Kim
Founder, NomNom (Consumer)
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As a deep tech founder, I can explain the science but not the business. David bridged that gap and we raised our seed in 3 weeks.
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Dr. Sarah Okafor
CTO, QuantumLeap (DeepTech)